[
from trailer]
Harry Bright:
Is your father here?
Sophie:
[
smiling] You tell me.
[
from trailer]
Bill:
We're here for the wedding.
[
Sophie is frazzled]
Sam Carmichael:
You are expecting us?
Sophie:
[
pause] Oh my god, yeah.
[
from trailer]
Donna:
You sound like you're having fun already.
Ali:
Oh, we are!
Donna:
[
woefully] I used to have fun!
Ali:
[
giggles] Oh, we know!
[
Donna looks worried]
[
from trailer]
Donna:
There were three guys around the same time...
[
giggles]
Tanya:
You shady lady!
[
from trailer]
Sophie:
I don't care if you've slept with hundreds of men!
Donna:
I haven't slept with HUNDREDS of men...!
Sophie:
Um... I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali:
You found him?
Sophie:
No no no no no no! Not exactly.
Rosie:
[
to Tanya] It's very Greek.
Donna:
[
hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.
Sam Carmichael:
Last time I saw your mother she said she never wanted to see me again.
Donna:
[
to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.
Rosie:
[
to Tanya] Typical isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.
Sky:
It's my last night of freedom... which is what some might see it, but for me it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.
Harry Bright:
[
on his sudden appearance for Sophie's wedding] I... I'm here on a spontaneous holiday.
Donna:
Wh-wh what are you all doing here?
Bill:
I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright:
I- I'm on a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael:
I-I-I I just dropped in to say... hi.
Tanya:
[
to Sophie] I bet you don't remember me.
Rosie:
Not with all that plastic surgery.
Harry Bright:
[
introducing himself] Bright. Harry Bright.
Sophie:
You took mom's guitar!
Harry Bright:
Um no, no I borrowed it. I bought her this. It cost me ten quid plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See here - where is it? Ah yes. DS: Donna Sheridan. and HB: Head Banger.
Tanya:
Down big fella, I'm old enough to be your mother!
Rosie:
Grandmother.
Rosie:
[
to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it?
Tanya:
Floss you!
Rosie, Tanya:
Is it edible Tanya?
Rosie:
I'm a lone wolf!
Sophie:
[
reading Donna's diary] We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.
Harry Bright:
Bugger.
Sam Carmichael:
My sentiments exactly.
Donna:
I grew up.
Tanya:
Well, grow back down then!
Sophie:
[
Bill has just realized that he might be her father] You know what happens next?
Bill:
Don't tell me you have a twin sister.
Sophie:
But I love Sky. I love Sky more than anything.
Tanya:
[
before singing 'Does Your Mother Know'] Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.
Donna:
I better be dreaming, you better not be here.
Bill:
You want me to pinch you Donna?
Sam Carmichael:
[
after Donna falls on Harry's air bed] You always knew how to make an entrance.
Tanya:
[
talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
Donna:
What do you mean?
Tanya:
Are you getting any?
Donna:
Oh, you mean...
[
turns on the screw driver, making loud noises, then says to the screw driver:]
Donna:
Down, boy.
Sophie:
Do you think I'm letting you down?
Donna:
Why would you even think that?
Sophie:
Oh because, of what you've done! I mean the Dynamos, raising a kid and running a business all on your own...
Donna:
Honey, I didn't have a choice. I couldn't go home. When I got pregnant, my mother told me not to bother coming back. And I wouldn't have had it any other way! My God, look at what we've had!
Harry Bright:
What would the father of the bride normally do?
Tanya:
Pay.
[
beat]
Tanya:
Though my dad drew the line at my 3rd.
Tanya:
This fricking yoga made my feet bigger.
Donna:
The thing about the toilet... if it doesn't flush right away, then go and come back and it'll... nothing works around here except for me.
Donna:
I'm gonna arrange for a boat to take you all back to the mainland.
Bill:
I have a boat Donna
Donna:
You have a boat? Good get on it! And anchors away.
Sam Carmichael:
Donna...
Donna:
Away away.
Sophie:
I wanted to get married knowing who I am.
Sky:
You don't find that from finding your father, Sophie, you find it by finding yourself.
Donna:
I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.
Donna:
And welcome to- to Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here.
Sophie:
I know, I invited him.
Donna:
You couldn't have, I don't even know which one it is.
Sophie:
I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and I love you so much.
Donna:
Oh Soph...
[
hugs]
Donna:
And I haven't slept with *hundreds* of men.
Donna:
[
about the possible dads] I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!
Tanya:
Don't you sound like your mother!
Sam Carmichael:
Hold on! You're saying I might be Sophie's father, but she might be Bill's or Harry's?
Donna:
Yes and don't get self righteous with me...
Sophie:
Yeah if you hadn't left my mother to go off and get married!
Sam Carmichael:
I had to go. I was engaged. But I couldn't do it and I came right back!
Donna:
Wha... why... What... Why didn't you call me?
Sam Carmichael:
Because I was stupid enough to think you would be waiting for me. But when I got there they told me you were off with some other guy.
Father Alex:
And a welcome to Donna, who's representing her side of the family.
Donna:
And a welcome to... Sophie's dad... He's here.
Sophie:
I know, I invited him.
Donna:
How could you? I don't know which one it is... OH MY GOD... that's why they're here!
Sophie:
I'm sorry, please forgive me!
Donna:
I don't know... Can you forgive me?
Sophie:
What? I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men. You're my mother and I love you.
Donna:
Oh Sophie... And I haven't slept with hundreds of men...
Tanya:
[
after a crack loudly appears in the courtyard after "Money, Money, Money] What happened?
Donna:
[
laughs] Didja feel it? The earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here.
[
she snatches the bottle of champagne from Tanya's hands and walks off]
Tanya:
Don't think about it. C'mon. Let's go have fun...
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