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Freaky Friday (2003) More at IMDb Pro »

Anna (in Tess's body): I can't marry Ryan. Eww.

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Tess (in Anna's body): We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, something that SUCKS.

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Pei-Pei's Mom: Coo-kie?

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Tess (in Anna's body): I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.

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Tess (in Anna's body): I look like Stevie Nicks.
Anna (in Tess's body): Who's he?

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Tess (in Anna's body): Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.
Grandpa: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?
Harry: [mocking Grandpa] Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.

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Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel?
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that.
Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this?
Anna (in Tess's body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.

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Anna (in Tess's body): It's easy to be you. I'll just suck the fun out of everything.
Tess (in Anna's body): I do not suck the fun out of everything.
Anna (in Tess's body): Fun-sucker.

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Anna (in Tess's body): I'm old!
Tess (in Anna's body): I beg your pardon!
Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!

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Grandpa: [about Anna] Stop groveling, man. Let her come to YOU.
Ryan: She'd come with a hatchet.

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Anna (in Tess's body): Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.

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Anna (in Tess's body): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!

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Anna (in Tess's body): Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. What are you gonna do? WOOOH.

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Anna (in Tess's body): You mean we're like stuck in this SUCKFEST?

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Ryan: OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, he can walk from here.
Harry: It's 20 blocks!
Anna (in Tess's body): Fresh air will do you good.
Harry: But what about bullies?
Anna (in Tess's body): Run fast.

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[as he holds Tess's hand]
Ryan: One more day.
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, it's great we're getting married, isn't it? Even though my husband died. How quickly I've been able to get over it.

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Mr. Bates: [to a student] Mr. Waters, describe the character of Hamlet.
Mr. Waters: Hamlet. He's, uh... he's one of the big characters. I mean, he's Hamlet. He's just... bopping around... doesn't know which way's up. I don't think the guy's got a clue.
Mr. Bates: You mean to say that he is a man...
Mr. Waters: Yeah.
Mr. Bates: Who couldn't make up his... mind.
Mr. Waters: ...mind. Exactly.

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Tess (in Anna's body): Honey. Look, I think something's happened to us.
Anna (in Tess's body): What are you?
Tess (in Anna's body): It's me, Mom.
Anna (in Tess's body): You're not my mother!
Tess (in Anna's body): Yes, I am.
Anna (in Tess's body): Get away, you clone freak!
Tess (in Anna's body): Don't you use that tone with me!
Anna (in Tess's body): Oh my God, you are my mother!

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Anna (in Tess's body): Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?

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Pei-Pei: [about her mother] Oh, she's crazy.
Pei-Pei's Mom: [subtitles] Like a fox.

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Tess (in Anna's body): And what are you doing with this?
[grabs box of french fries]
Anna (in Tess's body): I'm eating.
Tess (in Anna's body): You cannot eat fast food.
Anna (in Tess's body): Why not?
Tess (in Anna's body): Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!

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Dottie Robertson: Loved your book, I actually read this one.
Anna (in Tess's body): That makes one of us.

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Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!

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Anna (in Tess's body): So, let's do this thingy.
Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?
Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, whatever.

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Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
Anna (in Tess's body): Hello, it was a Ducati!

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Anna (in Tess's body): Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room.
Tess (in Anna's body): Oh no! All that will get us is a 72-hour lockdown in a psych ward and a Thorazine drip. No, we're not going anywhere.

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Anna (in Tess's body): So you're in my body, and I'm in your body. Why don't we, like...
Tess (in Anna's body): Yes, yes, I see what you're saying. A jolt! Okay, you go over there, and I go over here. Okay, when I say go. Ready? Go!
[they both bump heads and fall to the ground while Harry walks into the room]

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Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?

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Harry: [straws sticking out of his nose] Look I'm a walrus!

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Anna: You couldn't last one day in my high school.
Tess: Actually I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.

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[first lines]
Tess: Honey, wake up.
Anna: No.
Tess: Anna. Greet the day.

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[last lines]
Pei-Pei: Mama! What are you doing? Mama! Grandpa! Harry! No!
[tackles them, grabs cookies]
Pei-Pei: Okay!

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Anna: You're ruining my life!

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Anna (in Tess's body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?

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Tess: Hello, Dr. Coleman. Yes, Elizabeth. Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow. Ok, good. And Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.
Butcher Woman: Thank you.
Tess: Goodbye.

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Ryan: [hearing Anna scream because her door is gone] She saw it.
Grandpa: [gets up quick] I'm gonna check those Lakers.
Ryan: I'm with you...

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[Ryan has just let Anna go to the Home Of Blues]
Peg: Mr. Dude, you rock!

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Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot!

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